Jake for mod !

"V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12) 02/17/2016 at 15:07 • Filed to: None

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You there ! Yes you ! Are you tired of the jalop rhetoric of MIATA OR NOTHING being shoved down your throat? Well I’m running for the alternate MOD party. You can have your Miata, sure, but here you will not be judged for your love of SUV’s or big body sedans with the driving dynamics of a medium sized ship. And no cylinder count is too great, no suspension too complicated, and no transmission to un involving. Here we won’t judge! And besides, wouldn’t you want a mod with a proper presidential car ? V12 FOR ALL !

OPPOsaurus WRX > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 02/17/2016 at 15:18

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how will you be repairing my Audi?

RallyWrench > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 02/17/2016 at 15:23

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How will you bridge the divide between the Powerglide faction and newcomer ZF-8 consortium?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/17/2016 at 15:27

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Used German cars are not over complicated money pits, no , they are ancient monoliths of engineering that simply require mere mortal capital to unlock their secrets. If your car is more than 5 years old and German, then maintenance will be covered by the state.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 02/17/2016 at 15:29

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I am already for the people!

Vote Integras 2016

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > RallyWrench 02/17/2016 at 15:29

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The ZF-8 is a fragile lesson in how many gears is too many . You could have as many as you want, but really, you only need 5.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/17/2016 at 15:30

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Im already voting for myself though. I would vote Legend for 2016 however.

OPPOsaurus WRX > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 02/17/2016 at 15:33

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lol just let me know where to send the bill then

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/grumble-grumbl…

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 02/17/2016 at 15:38

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FYI, one requirement for being a mod is that your Helicopter Dick skills must be beyond reproach.

Are they?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/17/2016 at 16:06

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Is that a challenge? Il fukin take u on m8

Xyl0c41n3 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/17/2016 at 16:08

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Well, that’s a bit sexist, dontcha think? Not every Oppo has a dick.

Still, as long as we’re measuring dicks... I can guarantee my metaphorical dick is larger than most Oppos actual dicks.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/17/2016 at 16:08

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*insert Ben Rolland's address here

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Xyl0c41n3 02/17/2016 at 16:12

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We have allowances for prosthetics or you can use a proxy

Xyl0c41n3 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/17/2016 at 16:14

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I don’t need a proxy or a strap on. My vag doesn’t need accessories. It’s bad ass all on its own. :)

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Xyl0c41n3 02/17/2016 at 16:15

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Ha!

Your boy, BJR > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/17/2016 at 16:22

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Mine spins just from walking.

#makeoppogreatagain